Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Funny mother and son quotes

“You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.”
― Erma Bombeck

“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ”
― Erma Bombeck


Funny mom and kids quotes

Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids.”
― Erma Bombeck

“Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.”
― Erma Bombeck

“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.”
― Erma Bombeck

Cheeky daughter to mom quotes

Because we are mom and also a daughter.

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

 “When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
― Erma Bombeck

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.”
― Erma Bombeck

“Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.”

― Erma Bombeck

Cute food for kids using sausages

Spaghetti sausage

Beautiful quotes to put in your nursery for daughters

To have a child is to decide to have your heart forever walking outside the body.

This is such a cute quote to put for you or your daughter's closet

Source: via Sable on Pinterest

Source: via Stacey on Pinterest

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Cute family poster

the lighbulb dad and  sundae mum family

Good parenting Quotes

“There is no parent more vulnerable to the excesses of overparenting than an unhappy parent. One of the most important things we do for our children is to present them with a version of adult life that is appealing and worth striving for.”
Raising Successful Children, by Madeline Levine
taken from swissmis

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Awefully cute pancakes for saturday mornings

I declare saturday morning as pancake day!
This is the recipe I use for fluffy and yummy pancake.
It uses buttermilk which you make by adding vinegar to milk.


3/4 cup milk
2 tablespoons white vinegar
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons white sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 egg
2 tablespoons butter, melted

Combine milk with vinegar in a medium bowl and set aside for 5 minute. Thats your buttermilk!

Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt in a large mixing bowl. Whisk egg and butter into your buttermilk.

Pour the flour mixture into the wet ingredients and pancake away!

Cute Mama and Baby Donut

randy otter

Friday, August 10, 2012

Strong and Proud mother and daughter quotes

Let her sleep for when she wakes she  will move mountains

And though she be but little, she is fierce

A girl is like a young tree, she said. You must stand tall and listen to your mother standing next to you. That is the only way to grow strong and straight. But if you bend to listen to other people, you will grow crooked and weak. You will fall to the ground with the first strong wind. And then you will be like a weed, growing wild in any direction, running along the ground until someone pulls you out and throws you away. ”
Amy Tan, The Joy Luck Club

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Funny mom's quotes

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce

Friday, August 3, 2012

Mother and Daughter Quotes that makes you go awww..

I like it when my mother smiles. And I especially like it when I make her smile.” ― Adriana Trigiani

little girl, asked where her home was, replied, "where mother is." ~Keith L. Brooks

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. ― Jodi Picoult 


So I know this girl, She kinda Stole my heart and she calls me 'mom'


Saturday, June 30, 2012

Cute Snack

Butterfly all you need is some cloth pins and sandwich bags and the sanck could be a variety of things.

Cleaning up your room

You never know what you have until.. you clean your room..

Monday, May 7, 2012

Funny Mother Daughter quotes

By The time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

I smile because you're my daughter , I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.

MY mom thinks my friends are bad influences but honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

Advice from mum.... 

Oh, my daughter,
at times you have to fight, 
but preferably 
not with your fists.
 Thanhha Lai 

Dear MOM, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I cant get them off neither can the rapist.
Love, Your daughter