“You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.”
―
Erma Bombeck
“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ”
―
Erma Bombeck
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Funny mom and kids quotes
Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids.”
― Erma Bombeck
― Erma Bombeck
“Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.”
― Erma Bombeck
“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”
― Ellen DeGeneres
“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.”
― Erma Bombeck
― Erma Bombeck
“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”
― Ellen DeGeneres
“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.”
― Erma Bombeck
Cheeky daughter to mom quotes
Because we are mom and also a daughter.
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”
― Ellen DeGeneres
“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
― Erma Bombeck
There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.”
― Erma Bombeck
“Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.”
― Erma Bombeck
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”
― Ellen DeGeneres
“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”
― Erma Bombeck
There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.”
― Erma Bombeck
“Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.”
― Erma Bombeck
Beautiful quotes to put in your nursery for daughters
To have a child is to decide to have your heart forever walking outside the body.
This is such a cute quote to put for you or your daughter's closet
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
Thursday, September 6, 2012
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Awefully cute pancakes for saturday mornings
This is the recipe I use for fluffy and yummy pancake.
It uses buttermilk which you make by adding vinegar to milk.
Ingredients
3/4 cup milk
2 tablespoons white vinegar
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons white sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 egg
2 tablespoons butter, melted
Combine milk with vinegar in a medium bowl and set aside for 5 minute. Thats your buttermilk!
Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt in a large mixing bowl. Whisk egg and butter into your buttermilk.
Pour the flour mixture into the wet ingredients and pancake away!
Friday, August 10, 2012
Strong and Proud mother and daughter quotes
A girl is like a young tree, she said. You must stand tall and listen to your mother standing next to you. That is the only way to grow strong and straight. But if you bend to listen to other people, you will grow crooked and weak. You will fall to the ground with the first strong wind. And then you will be like a weed, growing wild in any direction, running along the ground until someone pulls you out and throws you away. ”
― Amy Tan, The Joy Luck Club
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Funny mom's quotes
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce
Friday, August 3, 2012
Mother and Daughter Quotes that makes you go awww..
I like it when my mother smiles. And I especially like it when I make her smile.”
― Adriana Trigiani
little girl, asked where her home was, replied, "where mother is." ~Keith L. Brooks
The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. ― Jodi Picoult
So I know this girl, She kinda Stole my heart and she calls me 'mom'
little girl, asked where her home was, replied, "where mother is." ~Keith L. Brooks
The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. ― Jodi Picoult
So I know this girl, She kinda Stole my heart and she calls me 'mom'
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Monday, July 9, 2012
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Cute Snack
Friday, June 1, 2012
Monday, May 28, 2012
Monday, May 7, 2012
Funny Mother Daughter quotes
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
Advice from mum....
Oh, my daughter,
at times you have to fight,
but preferably
not with your fists.
— Thanhha Lai
at times you have to fight,
but preferably
not with your fists.
— Thanhha Lai
Dear MOM, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I cant get them off neither can the rapist.
Love, Your daughter
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Monday, April 30, 2012
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Angry Birds Fun Food
Creative ways to present your food for kids who loves angry birds.
Source: littlenummies.net via Kelly on Pinterest
Thursday, April 26, 2012
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